Freshmen Dorms

Jake felt himself blushing even more as Evelyn pinched his cheek he lifted his covers over his head, "Oh god! Get away from me, and take James with you, I swear you've both done more damage to my social life in a week then I have in nineteen years!"

***

Ashlee bit down on her lip so hard it nearly bled trying to keep from laughing her head off, she straightened holding Connor's blanket against her, and decided to switch this up and scare him a bit more she walked over to him and traced her fingers down his back whispering into his ear.

"You know I've thought about having your baby, I mean hell just the sight of you could make any girl pregnant. I was thinking if we had a boy we'd name him Connor Jr."

Evelyn clamped a hand over her mouth to stop her laughter escaping. She leaned up on her knees on the mattress, nearly lost her balance and grabbed Jake's blanket, pulling at it. "Aw, come on, Sal, don't be ridiculous. James and I made your life exciting!" She gave a hard tug and Jake's face was visible. She leaned over to him, a gleeful grin on her face. "After all, you scared off any potential date I'll have for the next four years. How do you plan to repay me?"

"T..That's not funny!" Connor yelled, quickly looking under the bed again before searching around on top of the bed. "Y.. You'll get a test!"

Ashlee leaned into Connor, holding slinking her arm around his neck.

"Aw come on Con, you mean to tell me our child wouldn't be beauitful? Plus us waking up in each others arms every day? Isn't that romantic?"

***

Jake looked up into her green eyes and smirked, "Well I can make it up to you in other ways." He winked.

"I'm not ready for a child!" Connor said desperately, putting his hand on Ashlee's wrist as he looked up at her with frightened eyes. "I'm only nineteen!!"

Evelyn almost let her jaw drop but she caught it at the last second. Of course. Sexual joke at the virgin's expense, huh?

She felt her insides seethe but outwardly, she stayed kneeling and simply smirked back. "Oh, I'm sorry if I led you on, hon. But I'm out of your league. Way out."

Ashlee couldn't take it anymore she burst out laughing, Connor looked beyond terrified.

"Oh god...I can't, I can't breathe! She laughed hysterically.

"Connor. I'm sorry, its just I couldn't resist! Seriously you don't have to worry cause.." She sank onto his bed and looked up her eyes tearing having laughed so hard.

"I'm on the pill there is no way I'm pregnant." She said wiping her eyes continuing to laugh.

***

Jake pulled a face at her, "Typical virgin answer." He grinned.

Connor stared hard at her for a moment before putting his head in his hands and kept quiet for a long while, actually shaking a little.

Evelyn's blood boiled and her temper rose. She felt her jaw twitch as she tried to reign in her annoyance. Must not slap. Must not punch. Must not - god dammit.

She made herself smile the same smile she'd given Antonio and sat back on her heels, patting Jake's knee gently. "For now."

Ashlee felt guilty for having fooled him, he looked genuinely freaked out. She got up patting his shoulder.

"I really didn't mean to freak you out, if you want I'll leave." She said looking around his room for her clothes.

***

Jake arched an eyebrow at Evelyn, he sat up streching, he cracked his back and neck in the process, "So what's on your agenda today, planning on putting on the mask to do laundry?"

"No. You're fine." Connor mumbled, trying to calm his nerves as he didn't look up. He really had been scared he'd possibly knocked her up.

Evelyn had her hands over her ears. "That. Is. Disgusting. Don't you dare do that again!" she snapped. Then, "What'd you say?"

Lucifer padded out of Jake's room and into the bathroom. He leaped up onto the counter, tail swatting something into the toilet bowl.

Jake chuckled Evelyn had sounded just like his mom, "Don't do what?" He asked innocently.

"This?" He said cracking each of his fingers indvidually followed by his wrists.

***

Ashlee frowned, "I really am sorry." She said finding her stuff and going into the bathroom to get dressed.

She started getting in her outfit from last night remembering that she had to wash and give it back to...Evelyn.

Ashlee's eyes widened in horror and she ran back across the hall, "You cannot tell anyone we hooked up! Not, Evelyn, or your buddies! No one!" She said panicking.

Oh my freaking God! Evelyn felt her insides lurch sickeningly and she drew back, scooting to the foot of his bed with her eyes clenched shut and ears covered. The sound still resonated in her brain. "Jacob Daniel Asshole Salazar!"

Jacob laughed at Evelyn's expression he leaned over and ruffled her hair, then sat back down, "Don't be such a mom its normal."

Evelyn answered by giving a yelp of pain - because Jake's fingers had gotten caught in her tied-up hair. "God dammit, I hate this day!" she wailed, reaching up and tugging his hand free. It came loose so suddenly, that the hand she was using to hold his fingers shot forward - and collided with Jake's nose.

Connor looked up from his hands and eyed Ashlee. "I probably won't but ... why?"

Jake's hand flew into his nose, and he flinched almost poking himself in the eye.

"Ow." He said rubbing his nose.

"What's there to hate about this day? Hungover? Yeah it sucks." Jake said, "You probably broke my nose now on top of concussing me."

***

"I just don't need Evelyn finding out, she'll bitch at me, please don't say anything." She said widening her eyes at him.

"Wh- She was the one saying, last night, that you could be my girlfriend!" Connor said, flinching when his head started throbbing all over again.

Evelyn pulled a face. "Are you going to bring up the concussion thing for the next ten years?" she asked, more amused than annoyed. Jake kind of reminded her of a wounded kid right now.

"Wait..what?"Ashlee asked.

***

"Not too much longer I suppose." He said reaching down his bed and grabbing the bucket of candy.

He took a handful shoving it in his mouth.

"Want some?" He said mouthful of candy holding out the bucket to Evelyn.

"Just.. ugh, forget it- It's fine. I won't say anything." Connor said, gagging a little before getting up and rushing for the bathroom.

Evelyn glanced down at it and then up at Jake, not moving her hands from her lap. "Are you seriously, taking into account your Oscar-winning performance last night, going to get on a sugar-high?" She grinned and fumbled in her bag for her phone, flipping to camera-mode and aiming it at Jake.

"Go ahead, Jake," she said cheerfully.

Jake reached over taking Evelyn's phone, he saw it was on camera mode. He wrapped his arm around her shoulder.

"Say lovers!" He grinned, planting a kiss on her cheek and snapping the photo.

***

Ashlee sighed she had had enough mind games for the morning and she decided it was time she left.

Evelyn's jaw dropped . Her cheeks turned bright red and she lunged forward, aiming for the phone in Jake's hand. "Ohmigod, I'm going to kill you, Sal! Give me that! That's not staying!"