Freshmen Dorms

Rosemary took a deep breath of air and whined slightly. "It's not that hard." She muttered and managed to pull her dress down enough to get it off after some struggling herself.

"Why do chicks wear shit like that?" Seth wanted to know - and then he forgot about the question because he was completely distracted by an almost naked Rose. "You're beauuuutifuuuul," he informed her dazedly, completely forgetting what his libido had been aiming at.

Rosemary gave him a smile and blushed before working to get Seth's upper clothes off. "Thank youuu.."She slurred slightly.

"Yo' welcome," he replied somewhat incoherently, feeling his head get a little heavy and overwhelmed while she tugged his shirt off. "Imma luckiest guuaayyy alive!" he remarked, leaning down to resume their interrupted make-out session. "Tha' pretty-boy got nuthin' on me! His ho be ditchin' im an' he be tryin' a steal mah gurl!"" he ranted between kisses.

Rosemary tried to figure out what the fuck Seth had just said but it all jumbled in her head and she sloppily undid his shirt. "Too much fuckin' buttons!" She ranted herself, between kisses, giving up on understanding Seth.

"Buttons?" Seth asked, pulling away from her with a groan, and then realized what she was doing. "Oh." He shifted so he was lying beside her again and simply tugged his shirt open so hard the buttons popped off. "See? Way easier, Rosie." He decided he was tired of talking and shifted so he was half on top of her and resumed kissing her again.

***

"You gotta be kidding me," Ashton said to Lucifer beside him on the kitchen floor.

Ashton was swigging down a glass of water, feeling drained so he'd sat down on the cool tiles. Lucifer was perched beside him and pulling faces.

Suggestive groans were coming very clearly through the wall of Seth's room two doors down the hallway. Ashton realized Jake had been very lucky he was no longer sleeping next door to the blond.

This was going to be a long-ass night.

Everything was pretty much hazy and she couldn't remember what she was totally doing but she could remember clothes being shed and sloppily wet kisses being planted on her neck and lips, and the challenge of getting Seth's damn belt undone. Then it was pretty much a blur.

The next few moments were possibly the worst in Ashton's life. He'd take getting lost in Brazil and Scotland AND Switzerland over this. At least the Loch Ness monster didn't suffer erections.

Lucifer crawled onto his lap and moaned as if in pain. Ashton clamped his hands over his ears and buried his face in the soft silvery fur on Lucifer's back because he was now starting to hear familiar moans and groans and some very severe thumps and even a shriek from Seth's room.

Apparently, Rose was a wildcat in bed.

"What grievous sins did I commit to deserve this?" Ashton wondered, over her ecstatic moans and the thump and thud of Seth's bed banging into the wall.

Ashton wondered if they'd fallen off the bed onto the wooden floor because he could have sworn the fucking floor was shaking!

Lucifer gave a pained yowl and for once, looked slightly afraid as he huddled in Ashton's lap, silver fur poofing up.

A crash echoed from Seth's room down the hallway.

"There goes the bedside lamp," Ashton told Lucifer.

A crack followed.

"And the radio alarm clock," he continued.

A giggling moan from Rose and then a metallic thunk, followed by groans from Seth.

"Let's add a new headboard to the shopping list," Ashton whispered, feeling his head pound. He really hated Jake for not being here right now.

Then a series of thuds and groans and more thunks and ecstatic moans of pleasure.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Ashton finally broke. He leaped to his feet, carrying the traumatized cat, and grabbing his keys off the counter, threw himself out the front door, tux and all.

He slammed the door behind him, not bothering to lock it, and even then could hear faint sounds. Heaving slightly, fighting back the bile in his throat, he darted down the hallway all the way to the other end and pounded on Alexis and Evelyn's suite door like he was a Titanic survivor begging for a life-raft and they had the last one.

He'd take their fucking living room floor for a bed if he had to, he just couldn't stay anywhere near his suite another minute!

Alexis jumped and looked away from Ashlee and stared at her door before scrambling up, hoping it was Evelyn and the only reason she was pounding on the door like a madman was because she was pissed or drunk. Or both. She cringed and ran over, quickly flinging the door open. "Evel-" She paused and blinked hard, staring at Ashton. "..Er. Ashton? The fuck?"

"Please let me sleep on your couch!" was the first thing out of Ashton's mouth. He dropped Lucifer (who hissed angrily as Nova bounded out of Alexis' room), and grabbed Alexis' hands and more or less begged her fervently, "I'll even pay you if that's what you want but - I CAN'T STAY IN THAT....that porn house any longer!" he finished, dark eyes wild. "Or...I could just take the floor since Ashlee is here - hi, Ashlee - but that's cool, just - I just can't stay there!" he rambled incoherently.

Alexis snapped her fingers at Nova and pointed by her to room. "Go, Nova." She snapped before looking back at Ashton, furrowing her brows. "Porn.. house..? Oh god- they-ew, c'mon." She made a disgusted face and pulled Ashton in. "You can sleep on the floor. I've got extra blankets and pillows."

"Thank you!" Ashton exclaimed, grateful he wouldn't have to resort to the damn roof. He supposed he could have always gone to James and Luke's suite but he really had spoken barely two words to them.

Nova simply barked at Alexis, not used to English commands and then resumed growling at Lucifer.

Lucifer hissed angrily - and then Ashton picked him up, carefully avoiding his claws. "Sorry to bring him," he apologized to Alexis. "But the poor thing was traumatized. I knew Seth was bad, but tonight just takes the fucking cake. He and Rose more or less started trying to strip in the damn elevator. And now our suite's floor and walls are shaking."

"IR, NOVA!" Alexis shouted and pointed to her room again with narrowed eyes before freezing up when she heard Ashton. He and Rose...

"..It's Rose and Seth?" Alexis practically squeaked and turned to look at Ashton with wide eyes. "Oh SHIT. No! I thought it was Antonio a-and someone! She-WHAT?" She started freaking out.

Ashton cringed. Oh hell, why had he mentioned that? "Yeah, they were both wasted," he said tiredly. "They were all over each other in the damn limo and Rose even hit Lola when Lola and I tried to keep them apart, and then they started sucking face in the elevator and groping each other and uh..." He cleared his throat. "Let's just say if we hadn't let them do it in Seth's room, they'd be going at it like rabbits in the fucking hallway."

Alexis gulped and kept quiet turning back around and snatched up Nova, going into her room and set him on her bed before swiftly turning and went back out her room, slamming her door shut and then proceeded to smack her head against it repetitively. "Evelyn's missing. Connor's missing. Rose is fucking Seth. FUCK MY LIFE!" She shouted and threw up her arms in frustration.

Ashlee had changed out of her dress into pajamas her eyes widened, "Wait what?! Ev isn't here!? What the fuck where is she? She said she was going home!' Ashlee panicked. Where was she? She was drunk!

Ashlee took out her phone and texted Luke. Ev never came back and she's drunk!

***

James groaned rolling his eyes, "I don't wanna talk about it, I just wanna go to bed!" James said loosening his tie and going to his room.

Luke was just about to fall asleep when his phone buzzed. he groaned and sleepily reached over, grabbing it and squinting at the message.

What the hell?!

He texted back quickly, sleep vanishing. Wtf? James said she told him she was goin home! She took limo. Where else wud she go?

***

Ashton was wincing. Great, out of the damn frying pan and into the fire. Connor and Evelyn were missing?! "Are you seri - ah, fuck this, did you try calling them?" he demanded. Clearly sleep was not happening tonight.

"I called Connor and his went to voice-mail but I couldn't get through to Evelyn's phone. She might be out of signal." Alexis rubbed at her face. "She said she was gonna call Ashlee for a ride home, I can't re...she said she was at the hospital when I was talking to her on facebook before I fell asleep." Alexis said quickly. "But that she was gonna leave..."

"Visiting hours are till eleven," Ashton informed her with dread. "After that, they boot you out. We tried to stay till midnight with Jake once and they said we couldn't since only relatives are allowed. So she must have left..." He glanced at his watch. One AM. "Almost two hours ago. Fuck this," he groaned and began pacing. What to focus on first? "Okay, so Connor...uhh....any ideas where he might be?"

"Last time he got depressed like this he went hardcore druggie." Alexis answered quickly before reopening her door and dashed into her room to change out of her PJ's at least.

Ashton was still pacing and trying to figure things out in his head.

So on the one hand, they had Connor, who Ashton had seen drinking half the formal away with Evelyn at the bar. Perfect. He could either be drunk facedown somewhere in Manhattan or drugged out of commission possibly fatally.

On the other hand, they had Evelyn in her flimsy dress, heels she could never run in and all the dangers of New York City that a lone girl could face. For all they knew, she was drunk and unconscious somewhere on the damn streets...or worse, drunk and not alone.

He glanced over at Ashlee. "Keep trying her phone, I'll try Connor's." It wasn't like they could tell the damn police. Both had only been AWOL for a few hours.

He found Connor's number and dialed frantically.

Alexis quickly changed into just a pair of jeans and a t-shirt before grabbing her phone and quickly tried Connor's friends just in case.

Connor fumbled sloppily with his phone and managed to hit the answer, shifting away from the skank on his lap before shouting into his phone over the music in the background. "HELLO!"

"Oh, thank God," Ashton muttered, relief washing over him. Connor sounded fine. Groggy but fine. "Where are you man? This is Ashton, by the way."

"WITH MY HO HO HO'S!" Connor shouted before laughing loudly and leaned his head back, letting the skank kiss at his neck.

Ashton blinked. Hadn't Connor been all about Ashlee for the past two months? What the hell?

"Uhh..." He glanced at Alexis and gave her a thumbs up to show all was good. "You...actually, give me the address. I'll come get you because, uh....Frankie misses you!"