Freshmen Dorms

"Fuck...you..." Jake said in between breaths, his half eaten red apple in his hand, he took it and lobbed it at Seth's head wiping his hands clean, smirking as he sat himself on top of the counter.

Seth watched the apple miss him completely because Jake had been too lazy to exit the kitchen. "Wow, and I thought it was Eve choking on this thing," Seth said smugly. "Oh, wait, was I not supposed to mention her?"

Jake grit his teeth back turned to Seth, "Eve was a temptress bitch. Cause of her the world is crazy."

Seth rolled his eyes. "Someone's bitter," he muttered to himself and then out loud said, "I don't get it. What just happened?"

"I choked on an apple?" Jake raised an eyebrow hoping this would end the discussion.

"No, you didn't," Seth pointed out. "You choked on something I said. Now what that is, I don't quite know." He added, "And quit hiding in the kitchen."

Jacob slid off the counter and walked back into the living room and shrugged, "Nothing. I just don't want them getting close is all, they can date and crap and I really hope it just ends there. I want to get over her and seeing her will just make it worse. She has Nova and that's fine one less link between us. So I freaked him out a bit, its because the less I see of her, the better its gonna be for me." Jake confessed.

Seth shook his head, brushing his hair out of his eyes. "Dick." He grinned and then sobered. "But what will you do if it's going well for them? Sabotage?" His eyes lit up in devilish delight. "Ooh, I have a few ideas already!"

Jacob pursed his lips together then let out a laugh, "Dude I feel like a dick for scaring Tony already, but at the same time..." Jake's eyes lit up, "Damn you know I love sabotage its one of my favorite things, but yeah if it gets to that point I'm probably going to. You'll have to let me in on your ideas though." Jake said. He had forgotten how good Seth and him were at their sabotaging schemes.

"I've been out of the game for far too long." Jake shook his head.

Seth frowned, wondering exactly what game they were playing. It kind of seemed like a cruel thing to sabotage Antonio, even if it sounded fun. "I don't know if we should go too far, though. I mean, if it works out for them, I'd feel like a prick sabotaging it."

Jake's eyes widened. Was Seth actually forming... a soul? This was unheard of! Jake didn't even know anything moral or just dwelled within the silver haired demon.

"Wait a minute... are you...?" Jake was too speechless, "Are you... you mean to tell me under that neon hair of yours there is actually a conscience?!" Jake gasped.

Seth cringed. "Ah, man, and I was teasing Connor about it the other day! I'll never be able to face society again!" He threw up his hands in mock dismay. "I'm officially ruined. Fuck you. Bob!"

Jake went up to Seth and shook him, "No! You can't do this to me man! Not when I need you!" Jacob stopped shaking Seth and looked down at him, "Who's Bob?"

Seth huffed and patted down his hair carefully before answering Jake. "My conscience. It's the worst name i could think of for him."

"Ahh si Roberto very terrible name. But no seriously when did you decide that you needed morals anyway?" Jake asked his friend who had found the light supposedly.

Seth paused for a moment to mentally remind his mind how much fun destruction was. Bob disappeared as quickly as he'd come. "What morale? Last I heard, it was seen heading for Atlantis," he joked, glancing down at his laptop again. He checked his Facebook and pursed his lips, reading Evelyn's status. Yeah, from what he could tell, it was going good for her an Antonio.

Jake hopped over Seth, landing on couch behind him peering over the blond's shoulder to read Evelyn's status and he just pulled a face, oh so Antonio thought to take her to an Italian restaurant? Very original. Jake shook that thought of bitterness from himself and just pulled a forced smile, "Hey tell your conscience to say yo to mine when it gets to Atlantis." Jake snorted leaning back against the couch.

Seth heaved a sigh and just shook his head. He closed the FB tab and returned to his Word Document to type out his essay. "Whatever, dude. I'm actually kind of skeptical about all of this. If Red just broke it off with you, why'd she even agree to go out with him on the same damn day? Girls make no sense! Either that, or she decided she was bored of Spain and shifted to Italy instead."

That was a little harsh, but maybe that was Evelyn's idea all along. Get in with him so that maybe she could get closer to Antonio. Plus him cheating on her probably just gave her even more motive to do it, "Whatever, on to the next one. Maybe she did learn a thing or two from me. "

Seth was about to suggest something but then decided against it, figuring Jake really did want to move "on to the next one." "No sabotage, then," Seth commented, raising an eyebrow. "Let's just let the poor guy do his thing. And that includes all subtle, indirect threats, Salazar," he added with a grin.

Jake pouted and groaned, "Ugh fine!" He blew a breath running a hand through his hair and he grinned, "Hey careful there Seth, I think I just saw Bob rear his ugly head again."

In response, Seth put down his laptop, shut the screen and slid it under the coffeetable for safekeeping. Then he turned around and grabbed the front of Jake's shirt, yanking him off the couch facedown onto the carpeted floor. Seth ducked out of the way so Jake wouldn't land on him, but on the hard floor instead. "Oh, yeah? I don't see him!" he retorted, smirking.

Jake grunted as he fell to the ground, butt in the air he could practically see the smirk on Seth's face. Jake rolled over and tackled Seth, getting him in a headlock and giving him a noogie, "There he is! You can tell Bob is out cause he makes you look uglier than usual."

"Excuse me?!" Seth exclaimed, smacking a hand over Jake's face and pushing him off. He looped an arm around Jake's neck and yanked hard to send the Spaniard toppling over onto Seth's other side. "Ugly? Do you SEE this face?" Seth pointed at himself with his free hand as he took a few quick breaths. "Not even a fractured nose can make this ugly!"

Jacob was too busy laughing and trying to breathe at the same time, finally after taking a few deep breaths he looked up at Seth, "You're right because the only thing that makes your face ugly is THIS!" Jake promptly shoved his hand into Seth's mouth and then pinned him down onto the ground propping his elbow onto Seth's chest and pushing him down into the ground.