Freshmen Dorms

"Sup," Seth greeted Connor as he entered the lift. Seth hit G and the elevator began moving.

"Yo," Seth said to Connor when they were walking to the lounge. "I have interesting news." They entered and Seth peeled off from Jake to stop and talk to Connor for a moment. "You know that cake we, um, bought? Kathy and Stephen's? Well, apparently, they're bigshots in the City. And um....I was surfing the web the other day and evidently they went on the news about their missing cake." He grinned.

Ashton waved Jake over from the pool table.

"DUDE, really?" Connor grinned widely at Seth. "What'd it say?? Was there a picture of the bride cryin'?"

"She looked like someone shot her kid," Seth said bluntly, flopping down on a nearby couch. "Thing is, they're looking for us." He grinned. "We're labeled as 'menaces to society'."

Connor paused and went quiet for a moment before grinning. "They climbin' in yo limos, snatching your cakes up!"

Seth threw back his head and cracked up, despite the horribleness of the situation. He leaned over and hifived Connor, who was standing beside the couch. "So lock yo' doors, hide yo' cakes, fire yo' wheels, 'cause they're stealin' everythin' out h-ere."

A few people shot them funny glances.

"You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon find you, we gon find you." Connor laughed, hifiving Seth back before he leaned back against his seat.

"We're good, dude," Seth self-complimented himself. "Real good."

"Pft, like we didn't already know it?" Connor said, as narcissistic as ever.

"I bet we'd kick ass, you know?" Seth murmured dreamily. "If we tried our hand at this, bro. Like,. made up our own songs. Half the stuff played now is shit."

"Dude, we'd be like LMFAO!" Connor grinned, putting his hands on the back of his head.

Seth turned in his seat to glance at Jake. "If we use the Spaniard, it'd be like, like, LMFAO featuring Pitbull!" he exclaimed. "That would be sick, by the way."

"It would. Can you imagine how many girls would be on us then?" Connor pointed out, looking over at Seth again. "Hey- maybe even my Cuz would give you a chance."He snorted. "She has a thing for singers and bands."

James grit his teeth at Luke, and decided since now he couldn't unsend the text he decided to tackle Luke again getting him in a headlock and giving him a noogie, "You jerk!"

***

"Yeah well Seth wouldn't take me either, he'd probably have the intent to hook up and apparently I'm "seconds." Ashlee said making air quotes.

Seth smirked at Connor's. "Something tells me Alexis will still play a tease even if I beat out Jared Leto," he pointed out. "But, oh,"" he bounced in his seat a little, "But it'd be epic! We can hit a recording studio. Some of them don't even ask for all that much and we could actually make up a song!"

***

Luke turned himself and tugged free, grinning as he got up and dusted himself off. "Hang on, let me see what she says." He glanced at the buzzing phone in his hand, reading Evelyn's reply message.

***

Evelyn frowned. "You're what?" she asked.

And then it hit her. Of course, that creep Connor would have told Seth about hooking up with Ashlee. What, did they rate girls after they hooked up with them? Probably. Freaking creeps. Evelyn gritted her teeth. "Someone needs to knock those two down a notch, huh?" she said slowly.

Her phone, resting on her desk with its charger plugged in, buzzed. Evelyn glanced distractedly at the text. And then did a double take. Ev, u mesed up w/James. Big time. Owe him peace. U gotta talk 2 him asap.

James made strangle motions towards Luke, and then just sighed running his hands through his dark hair, he raised an eyebrow while they waited, "Hey when I bit you did I break the skin?" James asked out of curiosity, "Just wondering, I think I bit bone." James said smugly.

***

Ashlee shrugged, "They're guys I guess, I honestly could care less. Its probably some whole stupid bro code thing anyway, my brother was alway spouting off stupid crap to me whenever he did something with his friends."

Connor grinned at that. "Hey man, we should go, like now."

"Now, now?" Seth asked. "Hell no, dude. It's raining! And we need to get it all together. You gotta have it sorted out before you get there. Lyrics, singers, the shit."

***

Evelyn frowned. "They're trolls is what they are. And Connor has it out for me." She paused an absently sent a "sure" to Luke. "He's been heckling me continually ever since we had the misfortune to meet. He was decent at first, like he apologized for ragging on me, but now he's just like Seth, only worse." She idly wondered how she would get Connor back. It would be harder than getting even with the jackass Spaniard. "And, um, Luke wants me to talk ot James," she added nonchalantly.

***

Luke raised an eyebrow at James. "She said yes," he informed the brunet smugly. "And no, you bite like a toothless baby."

"DUDE!" Connor whined. "But it's fucking boring TODAY." He replied, letting his head drop back.

Seth shrugged. "What the hell would we do there with no lyrics? Howl into the microphone?"

"...Eh.. screw you too." Connor smirked some and closed his eyes, nose scrunching in a big yawn.

Seth stretched lazily, thinking it over. Damn weather. "Yo, let's make one up right now." He leaned over and nudged Connor. "Wake up, bitch. Make up a song title. At random."

"Redheads & Legs." Connor said lazily, opening just one eye to look at the blond.

Seth momentarily choked. Why was he not surprised? "I like that one," he said, nodding. "Yeah, it has a definite ring. Are we hatin' on 'em? Or is this more about how hot they are?"

Ashlee raised an eyebrow at Evelyn, "Um that's a little random, are you going to talk to him?"

***

James flipped Luke off, "Well yeah just because she said yes doesn't mean I'm gonna go." James grinned, and then pranced off.

"Both." Connor said, stretching out his whole body with a grunt before sitting up more. "Piss 'em off either way."